Controlled Chaos Coffee Club

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Colombian Chaos

Straight from Colombia (probably) but don’t worry, this bag willl only have people beating down your door for another cup! Our single-origin light roast delivers the kind of smooth, bright energy that’ll light up your day without the sketchy side effects. Clean citrus notes, a natural sweetness, and just enough kick to keep you sharp—this is the only Colombian pick-me-up you’ll want on your kitchen counter. Controlled Chaos Coffee: addictive in all the right ways.

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Midlife Mayhem

Midlife Mayhem is proof that a coffee can handle a crisis better than you can. Smooth, balanced, and bold enough to drown out the sound of your existential dread, this roast keeps you running when the kids, the bills, and your back pain are all screaming for attention. Forget the sports car—this is the upgrade your midlife needs. One cup in and suddenly chaos feels a little more… controlled.

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Dark Disorder

Dark Disorder isn’t your average dark roast—it’s the caffeinated lovechild of sweet Mexican charm and rowdy Brazilian muscle. Smooth, bold, and slightly unhinged, this blend hits like dark chocolate with a side of chaos. One sip and you’ll wonder if your taste buds just joined a rock band. Warning: may cause excessive swagger and an uncontrollable urge to brew another pot.

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CHAOS CAPS

This isn’t your grandma’s mushroom soup—it’s coffee with a twist. Controlled Chaos Mushroom Coffee takes premium Arabic beans and blends them with the functional mushrooms of Lion's Mane and Chaga for a brew that’s smooth, energizing, and just weird enough to work. Expect clean focus, steady energy, and zero crash—like chaos on a leash. It’s the kind of cup that makes you feel like you’ve hacked the system… without having to microdose in the woods.

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Colombian Chaos Cups

Straight from Columbia (probably) but don’t worry, this bag willl only have people beating down your door for another cup! Our single-origin light roast delivers the kind of smooth, bright energy that’ll light up your day without the sketchy side effects. Clean citrus notes, a natural sweetness, and just enough kick to keep you sharp—this is the only Colombian pick-me-up you’ll want on your kitchen counter. Controlled Chaos Coffee: addictive in all the right ways.

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